The NSI revealed their plans for Abunai! 2019 festival. Their full press release, as delivered to us by their CCO Miss Sale, is reproduced below.
“On behalf of the NSI we are delighted to inform you of our splendid plans regarding upgrading the sad, old, decrepit Abunai! Festival. Our brilliant director has deemed it time to pave way for renewal, a renaissance sorely needed in these trying times.
We welcome all to the new evolved way of fun; the new, standardized way of convention life. We are introducing measures to make sure our darling little visitors will not deviate from our program.
The NSI. Making things better. For you.”
At the King’s Court Gazette we have staunchly supported the NSI in their previous endeavours, such as the launch of the silent phone and the breath of fresh air that is the DiHyMon 2.0. We’re intrigued by these plans, but are more interested in hearing what our readers think.
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From the editors.
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