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NSI Reveals Abunai! Festival Plans

11/27/2018

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The NSI revealed their plans for Abunai! 2019 festival. Their full press release, as delivered to us by their CCO Miss Sale, is reproduced below. 


“On behalf of the NSI we are delighted to inform you of our splendid plans regarding upgrading the sad, old, decrepit Abunai! Festival. Our brilliant director has deemed it time to pave way for renewal, a renaissance sorely needed in these trying times.

Introducing:
Mar-K Con.

We welcome all to the new evolved way of fun; the new, standardized way of convention life. We are introducing measures to make sure our darling little visitors will not deviate from our program. 


The NSI. Making things better. For you.”

At the King’s Court Gazette we have staunchly supported the NSI in their previous endeavours, such as the launch of the silent phone and the breath of fresh air that is the DiHyMon 2.0. We’re intrigued by these plans, but are more interested in hearing what our readers think.

​Please compile your thoughts in writing, and send your article to [email protected].
11 Comments
Mar K
12/1/2018 02:56:53 pm

Check out that swanky face. I could stare at this all day.

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Crackpot Coyote
12/4/2018 12:38:40 pm

@Mar-K: Doesn't surprise me at all. You seem like the kind of person who has a mirror opposite of the toilet so you could see your face while dropping a deuce.

Also: "Mar-K Con". Really? Is there even room for visitors with your ego on the premises?

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Jackal
12/7/2018 09:43:23 pm

Last time I checked, I didn't get any better from Mar K and their goonies.
Show me it's better for me and we'll talk.

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Mar-K
1/27/2019 07:53:59 pm

Oh, Jackal, I'm sorry to hear that circumstances have been so unfortunate for you. I'm sure the NSI will be able to help you out and give you what you deserve.

Please report to the nearest security post; our specialists present will take it from there.

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Dr. Zèta
3/30/2019 10:41:32 pm

DiHyMon 2.0 sounds all fine and dandy, but will coffee be provided? It's quite critical for my research.

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Crackpot Coyote
4/9/2019 08:16:29 pm

Shouldn't you ask your manager about that before that latex-clad firestarter dropkicks you from that ivory tower you NSI lot reside in?

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Miss Sale
4/17/2019 03:26:03 pm

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Dr. Zèta
4/17/2019 07:59:23 pm

A simple yes or no would've sufficed, but considering you're incapable of giving me the answer I'm looking for; Shouldn't you mind your own business?

Katrina
4/3/2019 09:57:09 pm

Looking forward to recruiting more people for the NSI at Mar-K con.
I wonder what types of food there will be this year.

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Mar-K link
5/10/2019 11:06:53 am

the answer to this question, and most others involving any NSI policy or anything Mar-K related, is of course: only the best.

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RoseRenarde
8/4/2019 10:36:07 pm

Well well, a whole new face for the festival huh,
As long as we can deliver all the post I suppose, I ain’t shippin’ any of the K-faced merch that’s way to creepy ;#

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